Baby Clothes for Baby Geeks hahahahaha

while (still_a_baby  true)
{
  if (hungry  true ||
      diaper_needs_changing  true ||
      wants_to_play  true ||
      just_feels_like_it == true)
  {
    end_sleep();
    start_cry();
  } else {
    end_cry();
    start_sleep();
  }
}

Somebody with Ruby version? ;)